A Day in the Life of My Macbook

I hear my owner trash talk me everyday, threatening to sell me, using me to write up an ad to get rid of me on Craigslist. I'm young, I'd be considered an infant if I were a human. Yet, I hear her telling everyone that she wants to trade me in for an HP dv4t laptop instead. What does this HP have, that I don't?

Sure, my memory may not be so great. I forget some things...but I try really hard. Maybe I don't have Windows, but I think the view is just fine. Hehheh, get it? See, what I did there? Yeah, she doesn't appreciate my jokes either. Speaking of the view, she keeps telling me my graphics card isn't up to par for her. She says, "You'd be good enough for someone else, but you're just not the one for me...". Ouch! Talk about hurtin' a fellow's ego.



I only get to sleep when she sleeps. I've come up with a way to really get under her skin. Sometimes my charger won't work...that's no accident. It's my way of getting back at her for ALWAYS keeping me awake late at night and not letting me catch up on my beauty sleep. Lord knows, she could use some herself.

Worst of all, I have to endure the occasional beating from her brat of a kid...and the daily abuse from him is torture. That kid really pushes my buttons! If he sticks his fingers in my mouth one more time, I am going to bite them off.
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